So, I’m sitting at _____ at 4 0’clock in the morning and I am looking at the menu trying to decide which plate of fate and grease i would like to order. I take a glance over at the dessert section and there they offer smoothies and milkshakes for your pleasure. I notice that all of these icy beverages have cute little names to go with them such as Groovy Mango, or Strawberry Bannana Sensation. Why, I ask myself do these frozen delights have such corny names. Do resturaunts name them thus because they think we are actually attracted to the name and not the product? I do not know about you but they could name it Strawberry flavored syrup in vanilla icecream like drink and as long as it looked and tasted like strawberry and sugar I would drink it.