Halloween Candy here I come…….
| — | Albert Ellis, Michael Abrams, Lidia Dengelegi, The Art & Science of Rational Eating, 1992 |
So, I’m sitting at _____ at 4 0’clock in the morning and I am looking at the menu trying to decide which plate of fate and grease i would like to order. I take a glance over at the dessert section and there they offer smoothies and milkshakes for your pleasure. I notice that all of these icy beverages have cute little names to go with them such as Groovy Mango, or Strawberry Bannana Sensation. Why, I ask myself do these frozen delights have such corny names. Do resturaunts name them thus because they think we are actually attracted to the name and not the product? I do not know about you but they could name it Strawberry flavored syrup in vanilla icecream like drink and as long as it looked and tasted like strawberry and sugar I would drink it.

| — | Kurt Vonnegut |
This is dumb but this is what the hotline people say I should do; I am supposed to blog about my smoking and weightloss that it will help me put things in to perspective. How ridiculous! How is telling a bunch of strangers on the internet about why I cant quit smoking or eating going to help me quit smoking or eating? As a matter of fact im sitting here on my porch right now smoking a cigarette:) ugh i just used a smiley face to end a sentence but that is a complete change of subject i will contemplate later. I do really want to quit I do! but heres the thing I actually like doing both they make me happy, or atleast provide a false sense of happiness and really whats the difference. So here I go off to work to get in my car smoke some more on the way to work, declare at work im never touching another cigarette again, then sneak out for a smoke break. Seriously! Really!